Get high while listening to Pink Floyd and watching the wizard of Oz?
When you're with company and can't be on your phone because it's socially unacceptable.
There's always the option of acting like a normal human and be social
@awkward avocado , yeah, what was I thinking!
@Wankershim, or you could go out masturbating while looking into other people's cars...
yes, that happens...
I too become a monkey when this happens
When you have an android so your phone actually lasts all day with battery to spare
That's when I masturbate and fling my jizz at random passers by.