But what about the group of suburban mother's who directed wholesome porn for their children?
@ TouchMyCatEars, Didn't you see that pic here?
@The Flame War, nope. On occasion I'm late to the party.
@ TouchMyCatEars, it true I just watched one, I'll give you part of the script:
*Guy playing video games*
*Step mom blocks the TV*
"Stephan didn't I tell you to do your homework."
"Screw you, you're not my real mom"
"You're right, I'm not... So if I started doing this... *brushes hand against penis* it wouldn't be weird.
The guy starts to get excited, he goes to grab her ass, but she slaps his hand away.
"Not until after your homework is done."
*15 minute unskippable homework montage*
@Duncan5769, does he ever get to bang her?
@ TouchMyCatEars, yes, but he is wearing a condom, they're doing missionary under the blankets, and the lights are off.
@Duncan5769, And did he get the permition of the church?
Whelp, *picks up claymore* time for a crusade!
Maybe kids porn is not as dirty as it may seem
@megamanx181x, ssssashhhh don’t talk only sleep, you are now going into a forever sleep
@megamanx181x, Of they had a “clean” version, I’d keep that unlocked for my kids and lock down the fvcked ip stuff that makes you ashamed to exist.
@DrSin, lol. There’s a cynaide and happiness comic where kid porn was essentially dirty stuff like peeing in someone’s hand
It's only Illegal if you get caught.
@The Flame War, so is everything
@DrSin, That doesn't disqualify my point.
@The Flame War, more like helping the statement, like adultery if god can’t see you committing sin it’s not a sin
@DrSin, How do you stop God from seeing stuff? Lead plates to stop his x-ray vision? Glass to stop his IR sights? Kryptonite?
@The Flame War, actually it's illegal regardless of whether or not you're caught. You just don't get in trouble if you don't get caught.
I understand where this is going. But could they like. You know, change it into something less child p0rnagraphic sounding?
Pretty sure I saw the full Into the Spiderverse on pornhub
I'd search to see if this was real but id be arrested also i cant use a phone