Everyday is a weird day when you believe in a necromancer who invites you to cannibalize him so that you may engage with his father spirit via proxy ritual. Speaking as a former Catholic.
@Soser5, Speaking as a Christian, we only cannibalize Him symbolically, with sourdough and Welch's
@Soser5, And that is exactly right. Good call
@SimonPetrikov, so if you have the ‘pieces’ of him in body weight you would have Jesus in your house?
@Optical Nudist, eat some scrabble tiles why dont ya
@Soser5, wouldn’t jesus be more of a lich
@Dexios S Divine, Not really, a lich is a wizard who becomes a zombie to gain immortality, Jesus only lasted a few days after resurrecting
@SimonPetrikov, you guys don't use actual wine?
@Saxman21, We're a Nazarene sect, so alcohol is generally avoided. I'm fine with it because I don't like wine.
@SimonPetrikov, I approve of the knowledge. I was part of a Roman Catholic church for most of my life, and we've always used wine. That's why I was curious.
@Saxman21, haha, most Protestant Christian churches don’t use wine. Just grape and crackers.
Juding by the last few, 2018 is gonna be a weird year for everybody
This is probably ganna get some downvotes but i think if there were no religions the world would be a happier place. Just my opinion
@Braumz, there are ups and downs to religion. Unfortunately the downs can be catastrophic
@Braumz, Right? They helped us in the beginning, these days they just get in the way
@Dexios S Divine, ikr, the only religion that doesnt really have a problem or have people disciminating against me as part of the lgbt community is the church of the flying spaghetti monster. Thats a religion i could really go for
@Braumz, well buddhism is alright. But you’re really missing out from the church of shreck, may he bless my house with swamp and onions
@Braumz, religion is something that helps people get through tough times. It's also the only thing that kept me from committing suicide when I was in middle school. Not because it helped me, but because I was afraid of eternal damnation and figured 60 years of life couldn't be worse
@Braumz, I don't really think that's an unpopular opinion these days. Haven't you heard Imagine by John Lennon?
I bet there will be a lot of memes with Jesus risen and saying "April Fool's bįtch!" or something like that
2018 is also going to be the first year where Halloween and Christmas land on the same week.
As long as I can still crusade, I'm okay.
Can someone enlighten me on what ‘Ash Wednesday’ is please?
@Jipz, Now this is probably a bad description of it. But its basically an event thats supposed to signal the start of Lent, where most people go to church to get ashes put on their head. Also your not supposed to eat meat on that day.
@Dingybell7, "From ash you were born and to ash you shall return" or something. I haven't gone since high school. Mainly because I don't know where churches are around me
Go watch the movie Holidays. You will never stop cringing at the thought of Easter!
I’ve always found it strange that Ireland is Catholic and yet Saint Patrick’s Day is in the MIDDLE of Lent. Lent, when we are supposed to give up the drinking and food and all the fun stuff in life, and then (in America at least) here’s this celebration with beer and fatty food and partying. I’m not Catholic (my greats were Irish though), I’m Episcopal, thankfully we believe in partying. (But I’m pregnant so, maybe no beer for me?)
@Motherknowsbest, ok that post went....everywhere.....i like it
@Motherknowsbest, you only need to give up one thing for Lent... and meat on Fridays.
And also those two things will always happen together