Will he also take you to Whataburger?
@Sexy Homunculus, i bet he would. Especially cuz youd say "Lets go to whataburger!" And he'll say (as his ad says) "Hell yeah brother!"
@Sexy Homunculus, Hell yea, brother!
As someone who used to live in Texas, this just sounds fantastic. And really, who can turn down a free beer?
@Your Waifu, he didn’t say it was free
@Your Darkest Secret, if it's complementary then its basically free.
@Your Waifu, honestly, split this with freinds and it's a pretty good deal regardless. Transport wise it's not terrible if you're going far enough, and the beer is a huge plus.
@Your Waifu, people who don't drink beer
@Killing instincts , I feel like people who drink beer are the most likely to take advantage of complementary beers.
@Your Waifu, I forget to type all of my words sometimes....
Is the beer included? Cuz if so this is a way better deal than Uber
He’s got my money
This is an obvious ploy from a Texan Hulogken, beware their traps for they will drop you with the force of its meaty leg. You'll awaken dazed and confused in its lair but before you can react they will come. Each will have their turn making you "eat your vitamins and say your prayers." Hours will turn to days, and days to weeks, until you succumb to their ways. Your thoughts turn to Blue Moon and Southern Rock as your muscles begin to squint and fold. You attempt one last scream for help but only one phrase escapes your lips. "Hell yeah, brother!!"
Lesson being never to trust anyone or
that speaks like Terry Bollea.
Are you hiring?
you know what though this is absolutely okay
Hell yeah brother
Only if I can ride in the back.