QUICK, SMOKE IT NOW
@BubblSquire, and then he heard the voice of god
@cobalt balls, fun fact, acacia bushes are hallucinogenic, so the scenario you guys just described may have been what happened.
@BubblSquire, Don't threaten me with a good time.
This is from forever ago
@5fingerdeathmunch, yea like from biblical times
Moses: "God just talked to me as a burning bush."
People: "....Sure he did. Moses, we think maybe you've been burning some bush"
And the LORD said unto Moses, "Thou shalt go unto the Pharaoh and command, 'Let my people smoke'."
@Peachy Freaking Keen, And the Pharaohs lungs hardend.
That's why you should have a backup cocaine stash
That explains why the bush was talking.
Shout out to all the old school funny pic users
"How will I ever finish my book now??"
That explains the talking