He can take credit card
Me: "Sorry, I only use dogecoin"
Hobo: "Oh my God, I didn't know. Here, take some of my cash."
@that1german, "To the moon!" -Dogecoin holders after losing their life savings
@The Lifeguard, I'd be lying if I didn't say I've personally put a few hundred into it, but this was also back in mid-2020 when it was still fractions of a cent, so I still came out on top for the most part
@that1german, Oh so did I. I made about $300. Put about maybe $30 in it so I'm not complaining. I pulled out after the first spike and wish I held on a little longer but eh. Now I see people losing money whenever Elongated Muskrat tweets anything and laugh
That ain't "spare" change anymore. It serves a purpose in the bank, unlike you sir.
There are plenty of panhandlers that ask for Venmo
How did he afford the card machine?
@Nurse Joy, he couldn't. He probably just swiped it off the convenience store counter
Boy, Rob Zombie is really getting desperate to make another movie starring his wife