I'm pretty sure he's lifeaphobic
Just snap again.
No one is safe from their online past
@megamanx181x, I don’t post much on social media. The only thing people can do to me is bring up my excessive puns on FunnyPics.
@megamanx181x, Oh I'd be hooped if someone decided to look up my old garbage. Not really anything anti-lgbt or racist or sexist.... That I remember. Someone would find something I'm sure. Just all kinda stupid.
@megamanx181x, how to get fired in 5 years... step 1:make a few edgy tweets Step2: wait 5 years Step3: get fired
@Bad Boi Jesus, not getting enough upvotes on my funny pics comments costs me a ceo position
Just make those disappear too
@AussiePatrick, what snap the gay away?
@Bad Boi Jesus, hey, that's pretty catchy
Well he obviously snapped out the wrong half of humanity