i don't know if i should tag this nsfw or not
"Honey, we cant ever get married unless you become jewish."
Gentlemen: Always treat your girl like a princess, cuz she can always bite off your pecker.
@A Deformed Penis, Where's the fun without the risk?
@A Deformed Penis, is that what happened to you
“That’s one she hoodie she can’t steal.”
I heard she can still steal the cheese
@seeUpee, she will!
@seeUpee, are you referring to the smegma?
@Teamevolution2, ahahahah yeah, if you want to give it the proper name
It’s called scissors.