But I doubt Benjamin Franklin had monster condoms for his magnum dong
@Good Ol Days, he flew a kite with a piece of metal attached to it DURING a THUNDERSTORM.
Pretty damn sure he had a magnum pair of balls at least
@Good Ol Days, nah they're the same person. You know what that means?
Has a magnum dong?
But was his roommate a frog kid?
@Arthur Curry, was he the trash man?