Love sluts!!! This one is even cheap
@seeUpee, I just want chips, salsa and guac.
@ TouchMyCatEars, guac? Hahaha I can do that. Where you want to meet ?
@ TouchMyCatEars, you better eat it first, cuz you ain’t gonna be able to coordinate chewing and swallowing for a few hours after I’m done
@ TouchMyCatEars, guac? In this economy? I don't make six figures girl!
@Beggar Mugger, its cool, all I need is $6!
@A Deformed Penis, you better prove that shjt
@seeUpee, at any authentic Mexican restaurant because they usually have good guac which is most important, next to spending time with you of course ;)
@ TouchMyCatEars, that was fücking smooth
@N7 Trinity, but he never replied back..
I think he just wants to be friends :(
@Beggar Mugger, move to California cheaper avocados but you still need to make six figures to live some where ok.
@Runnin with scissors, Mojave. Cheap. But hot and lame. But a lot of the country is pretty lame and people are plenty happy in their lame home towns, so.
@ TouchMyCatEars, LMK when you're on your way and I'll start making the guacamole. I've got a few good choices of chips but if want the real stuff I've gotta ask my buddy's abuela. Salsa is already made. C U soon.
@ TouchMyCatEars, it’s okay. There’s plenty of us on here who wouldn’t mind taking that spot ;)
@ TouchMyCatEars, *ends up being on the other side of the planet or something* "well fvck looks like I'm moving"
@Jipz, all the weirdos end up in Florida anyway. You'd be welcomed here with open arms
You still cant have my wings.
@ThePandaPool , but she ate your ass, why won’t you pay up them wings
Me too, lady. Me too.
Then she turns around, and has a face like Jason Voorhees. Part 7 Jason.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, I always thought he looked sexy in that one.
I disagree that the perfect woman is a cheap whore.
Damn. All I have is unconditional love and a shjt ton of acid.
@Jim Carrey Acolyte, I’m jealous. I don’t have any acid.
@I Are Lebo, if you join my cult, it’s free
@Jim Carrey Acolyte, hmmmmm. Do you have dental?
@I Are Lebo, we have some of those birds that sit inside a crocodiles mouth and eat parasites.
@Jim Carrey Acolyte, tempting. Really tempting. Not sure if it’s enough to get me to leave the cult of Tiamat, though.
@I Are Lebo, that’s fair, we have a strict no sniping policy so if you’re happy with your current cult, we’re not looking to take that away.
@Jim Carrey Acolyte, wait, no sniping?! *cradles my Barret protectively*
Buffalo or bbq?
@megamanx181x, bbq is an abomination buffalo for the rest of my life until I die from an ulcer after drinking 3 bottles of buffalo sauce straight
@Ketchup Boi, then you live a lie sir since you go by ketchup boi! I demand you change your name!
So I take it she doesn’t want boneless.