That wouldn’t be amazing or spectacular
He can't be racist, he's black. He will perpetually have the "one black friend" excuse, for who is a better friend than yourself?
@TheStarHawk, he has the Infinite "N" Word Pass!!
@TheStarHawk, Fūckin nobody, and you remember that
@TheStarHawk, blacks are racist too.
@seeUpee, it's 2019, don't you know only the middle class white men with disposable income are the only ones with any faults?
@TheStarHawk, I don’t know... I definitely don’t consider myself to be a good friend to me.
He's not racist. Racist would be saying something like they are crappier spidermen because they are Japanese or something. This is a legitimate curiosity of a repeating pattern in the known population of spidermen.
@Dephenistrator, isn’t it weird how all Japanese people want to be Spiderman?
Isn’t it weird how all Jews want world domination?
Isn’t it weird how all rubberheads throw fish?
Slightly more seriously, this is related to the delayed observation that Spider-Man is/was big in Japan. The people at Marvel weren’t terribly sure how to respond to this without it being colored by racism.
@Dephenistrator, he prob thought "one spidey per country" and the thought of there being 5 from Japan alone sounds weird
@Dephenistrator, now if he had said “What the FVCK are all these fvcking Asians doing in MY goddamn canon?!”, now THAT would be racist!
@Berntley, yeah, that would definitely qualify as racist.
@Dephenistrator, It’s a spin on a Bill Burr joke, if you’re not aware.
@Berntley, i am not aware of bill burr.
@Dephenistrator, He’s a hilarious comedian, has a special on netflix called Let it Go, and it’s one of the greatest specials of all time. He jokes about a date he went on, where the girls is real sheepish, and leans to him and says “this is gonna sound oddly racist, but there’s a lot of Asian people in this restaurant”, and he’s like, “that’s not racist, it’s just true. Now if you had said [insert original version of my comment above], now THAT would seem racist”. The whole bit, and the whole goddamn special is just great.
@Berntley, oh, i imagined a much angrier tone to your spin off.
@Dephenistrator, You should have, because that’s about how the joke goes, but if you haven’t heard it from Bill, it definitely lacks the appropriate effect.
Well if a radioactive spider bite makes you a spider man then I’m guessing Japan would have a pretty big supply
There was a frame in this conversation where one of them sees a spider-man that "looks like the guy from Seabiscuit"
This dialogue needs to happen more