"Well we made it to the ocean, now what"
I can see it now, orcas rolling across he street in the plastic bags!
@18B, Rollin' down the street in this big tote. Eatin' them penguins, splashin' the hoes.
I'm honestly afraid that whoever made the comment above the picture truly believed the article. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm still scared.
@Alex Ovechkin, my aunt cited the onion once in a political debate with me. She didn't know it wasn't legit news.
@Alex Ovechkin, I'll admit I've been tricked by the onion a few times.
@Kalam1ty, is she from North Korea?
@VoluptuousBacon, lol no, she's just really disillusioned.
@Alex Ovechkin, I saw this reposted some where else on a different site. A lot of rage
@Conan34, was it Tumblr? Tumblr always has a lot of rage.
@EmperorNoriJun, I think it was some other new site? Like posted on Facebook by some place. I don't really remember
They also shake the bags and flush the orcas down the toilet after they die.
The people who think this is true are great fodder for the fuel of the rest of society
And where can i buy one? They were out of stock at my local Pet Smart.
The Onion is the best non-news news site
The onion does some really great work with the fake pictures, the floppy dorsal fin is basically identical to Tilikum's
Is this real ? 0.o
@Jumpin Jive, no.
I hate the human race..
If this was on a legit site it would be pretty realistic!
Man those are some bigass goldfish
I laughed for a good 56 secs. That person knows The Onion is satirical right?
Because the onion is such a reliable source...
*throws ring and gets it on bottle nose dolphin's nose.* Do I win orrrr?