My horse: cheers....
As he runs us both off of a cliff into the sweet embrace of death
*horse lays down and becomes an uncaring shell of what it once was*
Ha, just kidding. Alpacas can't ride horses.
@Apathetic Husk, believe in yourself!!
@NightShift Janitor, I believe. I believe! Aaaaand all eight of our legs are broken.
@Apathetic Husk, your name should really be 'Alpacathetic Husk'
@Apathetic Husk, But can a bunny ride a horse? Let's see... I survived for 3 seconds before falling off. Stupid bunny limbs, can't reach the reins!
@Apathetic Husk, Depends on what definition of ride you're using... actually, can an Alpaca and a Horse breed? Donkeys and Horses can and result in mules, so what about Alpacas and Horses?
@Devan Lochees, I don't like to talk about what happened in my last relationship.
@Apathetic Husk, #bestcomments
*Horse turns into wheelchair*
I have crippling depression
Horse: *gets raging boner*
*gets on horse* "Alright Ninny let's get-"
"Good 'morrow human compatriot!"
*gets off horse* "Well that's enough bullshjt for today..."
My horse: downs a bottle of Hennessy and smokes a blunt
...I can't control my emotions
*Writes a topcomment
Does this look like a scene from a porno or is it just me?
*horse hangs itself*
Me: yeah I have some issues to work out...