Sarah Jessica Parker's heels.
@Amitybeast, damn you *shakes withered fist*
@Amitybeast, Sarah Jessica Parker *as* heels
Well, they’re not wrong. I definitely don’t get it.
@Berntley, bruh I dont fūckin wunna get it
@Auzzie cunt, That’s certainly a factor here.
I want a pair of horseshoes! I would be really good at gettin' 'em around that stake out there.
I don't want to understand
You know what? I dont need to know.
It's like an armless T. rex meets a horse.
@BexarMinimum, 10/10 would ride to battle
Like that one comic
This is not fashion, not now, not ever
My horse shoe gave me good luck until I tipped it all out, now Satan is waiting for me