Think of the scarring
That explains the "special sauce" my uncle always used on our burritos.
It's sort of a single-use dildo once it's digested and exits you.
@HSA, honestly, just ew.
Anything's a fleshlight if you're brave enough?
@phoenixtalon, I think you meant if your dicks small enough.
Then what have I been using a donut for, this entire time?
You know it really bothers me every time I think that literally, burritos means "little donkeys". It doesn't stop me from eating them. But it does disturb the process.
A friend of mine once fvcked a hot pocket...
I always love a 2 for 1 deal.
*Uses Burrito as Fleshlight then eats it*
I don’t eat burritos...