"Hot and Ready" describes more things in his life than just the pizza box.
Like the toaster he left by the bathtub this morning.
@Dr Simon Acula, what was he hungry in the tub?
@KaijuKoitus, probably. It would explain why he brought the microwave too "Just to be sure"
That's gonna be awkward if that's for his family
You donkey kicked that dude?
@GreenF7, after tonight he's gonna get donkey dicked