*crosses legs* Nope.
@Kamitha, don’t knock it til you try it. They already make the KY warming lube. Same thing just cheaper.
Side note: icy hot on sunburns is a bad idea
@Kamitha, sooner or later you will drop your guard...
@Kamitha, "now let me explain" *throws tube of icy hot in the air while running away* "help"
@Wolfbane, is it nad that i read that in the voice of iago from fire emblem fates?
Confucius says . . .
Man who have sex in strawberry patch, gets ass in jam.
@daily joke, Confucius also say...
Man who sleep with whore, wake up with sore
When I was a kid, my friend lost a bet and had to put some on his junk. He was in the yard with a garden hose in his pants for almost two hours.
Surprised it’s not a murder trial. I’d acquit her.
Good thing I always lick mine first
@TheSlimPWNR, *sits down next to you* do go on
@SaintBeardMan, he licks his wife’s vibrator, what more do you need?
@TR8R, well...I'd like more details and also I'm establishing a rapport. Then there's a chance I can join or watch a demonstration. Platonically ya know.
@TR8R, wait... when did I get a wife?
@TheSlimPWNR, idk mate ask yourself that
As someone who got a glob of Bengay on his dick once, this is terrifying to think about.
@Doctor Krieger, he’s making a sweater back here. I’m trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle’s nuts.
Can someone tell me what icy hot actually Is? I've heard of it but never looked into it.
@A Pickle , starts out cool and then gives a hot sensation-because it has a skin irritant in it (probably camphor). Ben-gay, absorbine jr., heet liniment. If you can imagine pepper spray in the mouth, nose and eyes, triple the pain when applied to the genitals.
@Blitzmann, Why does it exist? What is it even for?
@A Pickle , increases blood flow to the area and as a result is like nature’s heating pad to relieve aches and pain.
@Blitzmann, huh... well thank you! I feel greatly informed now.