Well I was God's favorite...
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@A pet named Steve, I’m clicking but nothing is happening?
@A pet named Steve, upvote for Bananadict Cucumberbetch
@Original Commentor, then thou art not worthy of his infernal Majesty's (almost-) nudeth
@A pet named Steve, NOOO!!! God why have you forsaken me?! *begins sobbing uncontrollably*
@A pet named Steve, Great now I’m getting pop up ads about hot singles in my area and pill that will make my erection last longer
@A pet named Steve, story at 11!
@A pet named Steve, #bestcomments
@Original Commentor, you just gotta belieeeeve.. in Satan’s majesty
Well in all actuality Lucifer was the most beautiful of all the angels so they ain’t wrong XD
@Shiina Tamai, was about to say the same .
@Shiina Tamai, Yeah, but if they actually showed what he looked like people wouldn't think he is as evil as they say. Gotta have the red skin and horns.
Sculptor: Don’t be intimidated by it just imagine him in his underwear.
Pastor: OH NO! HE’S HOT!!!
Oh if the devil is this hot then I gladly will sin for him and then some.
They warned me that Satan would be attractive.
I see the temptation now.
Lucifer was an angel, becoming evil should not have changed his looks much.
Devillshy good looking....I'll see myself out
Did a church really want a statue of Lucifer?
I think the funniest thing to happen in art history is students thinking they'll be able to get jobs by majoring in art history