Send me ur number so I can compliment you harder mami
That's very nice. Bummer that I'm a 40 year old neckbeard from South Dakota, though. Well, you can't have everything, I suppose.
@A pet named Steve, 40 year old neckbeard, sounds pretty hawt
@MagnumSizedDong, *tips fedora* why thank you m'lady, but I am nothing compared to your beauty
@A pet named Steve, shh!! Don’t ruin our false image of you!
@megamanx181x, shh.. neckbeards can be shaved.
@A pet named Steve, show me your Mountain Dew collection and you’ll get my dew collecting
@A pet named Steve, same but I'm actually a bear.
@KittyVonClaude, TrueJewBear, is that you? Clever disquise my boi.
@TheStarHawk, I miss him
@A pet named Steve, Wait a minute...neck beard in South Dakota...fluent in German...name is a reference to a friend of PewDiePie's...oh God are you a neo-nazi???
@SimonPetrikov, what? No! I am not a "neo-nazi". That's a stupid, modern movement which I do not stand behind. I'm a good old fashioned Nazi.
@A pet named Steve, You had me goin’ in the first half, not gonna lie
@KittyVonClaude, it's on my bucket list to fight a bear....
where do you live exactly?
@The Last Roman, Missouri...I'm the den on the east side of the biggest Ozark mountain, can't miss it. If you made it to the hole of foxes you went too far, turn back.
@A pet named Steve, got em
Oh you're just saying that!
I read that as “the grill reading this” and I prefer it that way
Well she's a guy.... so?
I always knew I felt like a hot girl inside...
Dont let the tits fool you...
@ThePandaPool , as a man with moobs you made me chuckle pretty good there.
As a 26yr female i needed this, thank you
@Deunan, You're beautiful and deserve good things and nice, genuine people in your life.
@mas2de, careful, if you keep talking to me like that I may want to live forever in this community and ignore all my responsibilities as a semi functioning adult
@Deunan, 👀 :eyesright: Is-is that not what we're supposed to be doing on here? That's what I've been doing on here for years! Have I been doing it wrong!?
Oh well. At least I was happy doing it and the friends on here I've made didn't care about how I looked or how much money I had. We all enjoyed each others' time and each others' comical intellect.
Stick around. We're a jolly family. And just like family, we're best in doses.
(I feel like that devil on your shoulder. Yessssss ssstaaaay with ussss. Don't leave. We love you here. You're spawn won't appreciate their wonderful parent(s) until they have to pay their own rent. And your SO is too busy working to treat you with the love you deserve and shower you with home made cookies and scented bubble baths...) Well I guess we can't do that either because we're only here for emotional support. *Shoulder 😈 pops away*
Treat yo self. You deserve it for all the hard work you do. Have a nice hot bubble bath Saturday, with tea and a book
@bottled juice, yes You! Didn't you see him pointing right at you, you beautiful person you!
Third one is a pulsar, right?
Aww. I’d say I’m a solid 8 but my legs...dems 10’s.
@x2 6x 9 lol, you got anime thighs?
I identify as a girl just as long as I'm looking at this Pic
Brock, is that you?
Oh I’m just a male 15 yr old so dang