Hell, even now I’m like “something going on? That moon is drunk!”
@seeUpee, there is a rock nearly 1/3(26ish%) the size of earth orbiting the earth....id be more concerned with not seeing it....
@MMSieBreeze, Fun fact, we actually have the smallest planet mass to moon mass ratio in the entire solar system and our moon is big enough to meet all the criteria for a planet if it had it’s own orbit
@TriangleTesticles, well it was a rogue planet before it crashed into earth a few billion years ago
Six year old me: I'm in Star Wars!
@Asia Del Rey , idk if you meant that in the "Im in danger voice" but i enjoyed reading it that way
When I was four or five, I saw the moon during pre-school and I remember shouting out in frustration "We've been here all day?!" Because I would rather be at home watching tv like a normal four-five year old child and my teacher told us how it worked blowing our young minds
@18bluecat, in another tale, I was five and had to stay after normal hours because my mom couldn't pick me up in time. So to keep us busy, they gave us fake dollar bills and told us to draw something on it and then turn it in for ice cream. I wanted to draw a roller coaster but it just ended up being a long squiggly line. Anyway, the lady who took the "money" said something along the lines of "I'm going to the mall to spend all this! Woohoo!" And I remember thinking "I don't like being talked to like I'm three."
This is the end...
They 28 year old me get reminded of Halo
Also 30 year old me
Go back to the night where you belong!