The 100 each time, I'd be a millionaire by the end of the week
I'm so lonely
@EmergencyMan, yea ima go with $100 every time. And yes there will be room on my gold plated carnival cruise ship
@jizzgenerator, room for me? Have I just made a friend?
@EmergencyMan, the world record for most masturbations in a day is 43 and that kid died of a stroke. You mean to tell me you’re going to masturbate 142-143 times a day?
@jizzgenerator, you have the name for it
@jeewjitsu000, I'll put trump to shame with my billions
@jizzgenerator, go my friend do what you were made to do
@TheBeardofOden, well that only takes me 142 seconds
@EmergencyMan, he means room for all the jizz rags.
@TheBeardofOden, I might be retarded, but my math came out to ~1,428 times a day
@TheBeardofOden, that record only stands because im shy
@EmergencyMan, it would take you an entire week? I'd go to work and retire before closing. ;) D;
To get to $1,000,000, you’d need to masturbate 10,000 times, which, after masturbating once a day on average, equates to around 27.4 years.
Considering that the going rate for a prostitute is ~€50 (close to $50, based off the Amsterdam price) and you can easily get 2% interest on that $1m, I’d rather take the money and spend ~$20,000 a year on sex ($50 each day amounts to about $18k).
I’m the life of every party I don’t get invited to.
@Pangbot, I would invite you to my party. My masturbation party.
@Pangbot, also you can earn more than 1 million in your life since you can just keep going and earn another million within another 27.4 years if you're using those Low ball numbers.
@Pangbot, only once a day? Are you slow lol
@Likely I Swallow, I put 1/day to give an idea of scale, even if you went 5/day it would take over 5 years to get $1m.
@Pangbot, I got another 30 years of jerking in me.
@Pangbot, duuudddddddde I wish I could get so rich so fast, I'd just be pounding nonstop everyday
@Pangbot, I like you’re thinking. I’d rather just wank as you go because if I’m short of cash, I’d just knock one out
@Pangbot, divide that by 10 my friend
@Pangbot, once a day on average? My average is 3. My record is 15 in a day.
@Pangbot, those are rookie numbers. Pump them up!
That's only 10,000 wanks to break even. It doesn't even specify that you have to finish, either! You could make a career out of it!
@Doctor Krieger, see that guy over there rubbing his dïck through his pants? Yea he bought bill gates
@jizzgenerator, hahaha this seriously made me die of laughter dude. Hands down best comment 😂
Bitch please, I would cause world wide inflation in the first week
What if you had to pay $100 every time? That seems like a much more difficult decision.
The million is a better investment. Assuming you have to cum, 2x a day is a good average. That's only 6k per month. Not enough for a good apartment in NYC even. Sure you could save up on top of a regular job, but 1 million tax free wisely invested after a year or 2 could buy you a hooker to jerk you off whenever you feel the itch.
I think 100 bucks each time is nice. If you so it about 5 times a week then thats 26k a year. Not too bad as a form of income. Realistically speaking.
@delusionalwino, 5 times a week?? Those are rookie numbers... Gotta pump those numbers up..
@Mhael, when i was 18 yea those numbers were up.
@Mhael, yeah for real, it would be 2-3 times a day at least, I'd be making a living doing it.
The 100 dollars. 3 times a day is 100k a year. Any guy out there who tells me they can't masturbate 3 times a day is a damn liar
After they tell me it'll be 100$ every time I would just quit my job
At a consistent rate of 7 times a day in about 4 years I'll be very happy and a millionaire
Millionaire over night!
$1 Million. I have a boyfriend now and since being with him masturbation just does nothing for me anymore.
When I fap I generally fap for a vid then not blow my load then go to another vid and so forth. Basically I will fap multiple times and only blowing my load once. Therefore, I will get several hundred dollars per session, given I consider each vid as a fap session.
Twice a week, live to be 80. $520,000.
Well, its tax friendly.
I'd like to think I could take the million and never masturbate again but I can't make that I kind of commitment.
Everyone's life here's so sad... I include myself btw
I could pay for college just by wacking it once a day
What is the difference?
Tbh I never did. So I'm already a millionaire?
Hundred every time thank you
That’s how Trump made his money, he’s the biggest wanker of them all!!!!
I’d rather keep my lifestyle with an added bonus than live life with a limitation on masturbation.
At $109,500 a year, I'll take the $100 per. And that's if I go slow
Seeing as I finish in about 30 seconds each time...I believe I could say that I have the potential of making $12,000/hr
Hey, if you masturbate twice a day that like getting paid $73,000 a year. I'm pretty sure I can rub one out twice a day for that kind of money. Plus if you ever need more money you can just go for it more often.
Is it taxed?
If that's the case, I should already be Bill Gates rich
My question is... where does the money come from, and how am I receiving it?
This is like the “100$ now or 1000$ in a week” debate, except it’s way more worth it to get the 100$ option. You still get to masturbate and who spends 10,000$ every week?
@Name Taken, Johnny Depp could be in only good movies and swing it.
So if you get a handj*b do you split the money??
By that math I only need to masturbate 10,000 times if anything that’d be cutting it down
Who the fvck would give up masturbation?
@EatMyAss, I did. And I also was part of a group of people who were giving it up... but then they kicked me out.
Infinite money or money let me think...
Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo Mo... Money shot!!!