But he is black which means she is white. That means she made the first move. You play the game well and soon you shall be able to mate and check her all you want.
@Jasonwithay, I'm not sure what you said, but I am thoroughly aroused.
@Metal Gear Kive, He made a chess joke without any mistakes!
Knight to d5. "The fvck does that mean weirdo?". Damn it she's got me in check.
@SpecialEd Teacher, "stop texting me or ill call the cops". Dammit check mate.
I too have a chess board as a keypad for my phone.
Tell her to quit playing games and come make me a sandwich
That's implying I ever text my crush, hahaha..ha..wait...
You play cautiously until you think it's the right moment, then you get fvcked by the bishop and queen
Every time... It's like a mind game and I hate those. Why don't people just say what they mean?
Hey guys (and girls), can I ask for some advice? I'm having a difficult time with something.
@Mr Mosby, ask away
@Captain Britain, so, this girl I like lives in California. She flew out to the east coast (where I live) for a week to visit. We hit it off great. We are going out, but today is the day that she leaves to go back to California. It's been four years since I've last seen her before this week. I told her I loved her, and she said that it's hard to go from being friends to more than friends, and then back to friends. Is there hope for me?
@Mr Mosby, there is always hope. I would say that unless she explicitly tells you that she only wants you as a friend, then you still have a chance.
@Captain Britain, ok, thanks. I was hoping that, but I'm just really down right now because of the fact that she is leaving. I don't know when I will see her again, and she means the world to me.
@Mr Mosby, if she really means that much to you, you will find a way to see her again
@Captain Britain, yea. I'm already thinking about when that will be. Thank you Captain Britain, for the advice and words of wisdom.
@Mr Mosby, no problem :).
@Captain Britain, if I may ask, male or female? Doesn't really matter though, I appreciate the advice regardless.
@Mr Mosby, I'm a guy.
@Captain Britain, ok. Thanks.
I agree with tgis
I finally get a chamce to say this on the 100000th pic did anyone notice me I have yet to see a comment about it I was completely naked balls and all just weird how no one said anything about it.
@masterbacon, okay *backs away slowly*
@masterbacon, Where were you in the picture?
@masterbacon, Oh, we noticed.
Just text yourself, (shows picture of the pixar short of an old man playing chess with himself)
Magnus Carlsen, current World Chess Champion.
... I send one text then it's like she gets a checkmate
19 June 2014 #19June2014
I dont find it like that at all. I find it surprisingly easy. Probably because she is more random than i am but mehhh