Welp mama I just killed a man
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
@Breathable Crotch, mama! Oooooo
@Last Samurai, didn't mean to make you cry
@Lespie, If I'm not back BY THIS TIME TOMORROW
As if nothing really matters...
@SimonPetrikov, Too late
My time has come
Sent shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
@FoxDevil666, goodbye everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
@Taquito Speedo, I don't mean to be that guy but all this lyrics stuff just seems like a cheaper way to get likes
@Dr TalleyWacker, SOILED IT
@Dr TalleyWacker, well, sorry to break it to ya, but you just became that guy. Stay golden, pony boy. I'll see ya on the next pic 😘
@Breathable Crotch, it's true. Ever since this app adopted a ranking system it's been all about getting the most comments in. As a result they don't really seem all that special or funny anymore.
@Taquito Speedo, Well if you want to get technical, that's more likely a man. But have fun at the party.
@SuperSexySloth, why be a man, when you can be a super sexy sloth
@Taquito Speedo, There can be only one.
Is that Lee Mack?!
Not Going Out.
Love this show.
@Jester222, it's The Sketch Show... 😊 I do like Not Going Out also but I wish Tim and Barbara had stayed
Really. Ah. They both in that too.
May has well have been then. :)
@Jester222 Do you remember Lee Mack doing the skit where he was a midget jockey?? That was soooo funny
"It's ok I'll just get a ladd---- oh you lil shjt"
I think i figured out my next joke at college
Hello everyone, just wanted to let you know I changed my name from Underdog3202 to DistractedDingo, due to losing my profile info. Sorry for the long post and have a nice day.
Don't know if it's just me, but I'm getting sent to the App Store almost every other pic without even tapping on an ad, anyone else?
@Hickmonsta, This should now be fixed. Please let us know if you're still experiencing this.
I'll have to remember that...
Those are some high ceilings
Stairs next pic
What a hack
When a girl says she dont know how to handle balls, and then masters your balls harder than Mewtwo in Pokémon.