Me: "I'm a serial killer"
@kingdigbick, splooch had me laughing out load
Yeah well I ate a bowl of cereal this morning..........without any milk
"I'm also a rapist and have cut people's arms off before. So you know, I'm usually pretty chill"
Girls on tumblr: "Your dad is a serial killer? Sounds like daddy material to me 😻👉🏻👌🏻😜"
@Radically Irrational, no
@Radically Irrational, stop yourself. it's not too late
"Hey ever watch August Underground?"