How many inches does it take to make her a happy lady ? Well.. you do the math y’all lmao 😂
Lesbians are the best because they’re proof you need zero inches and can still satisfy a woman
@Natural Sarcasm , Bahahaha but not by you! Might satisfy them but not fully please them... ever meet a happy lesbian? I haven’t
@seeUpee, hey now my zero inches goes a long way
@Natural Sarcasm , said no woman ever! Wait... we love you!
@Natural Sarcasm , I’m sorry, hope you know I’m just joking... I didn’t mean anything by it...
@seeUpee, haha it’s all good man, who you gunna talk shjt to if not ya boys
@Natural Sarcasm , phew... hope you know I enjoy ya... you always respond right away and that is one of the reasons I really like ya... but... after a while and nothing I was like “oh shjt”,I been hurt by girls, turned one lesbian somehow... so thought I hit a button... is hard overcoming that... took me a while
@seeUpee, haha yeah no I just ran out of witty banter
@seeUpee, and all jokes aside I hope you realize you can’t turn a girl lesbian. If she ended up gay it had nothing to do with you, likely it was something she felt before she even met you. No need to beat yourself up over something you had no control over. As for the others well, life is all about learning. Sometimes it comes in the form of heartache, just be sure you learned
@Natural Sarcasm , thanks bro. I know I didn’t turn her into a carpet muncher... just weird ya know... everything she did was like normal... next thing I know she cheating with the assistant at her job. Maybe it was the assistant tempting her... maybe it was me... been years now, so I moved on and can laugh about it now... I realized I’m attracted to crazy.
@seeUpee, bro... all straight guys are attracted to crazy lol
@Natural Sarcasm , Ahahaha... I don’t think you understand... I’m really attracted to redheads
@seeUpee, I had a fun conversation with a co worker she asked me “ why are all guys @ssholes” to which I said “ listen I’m willing to admit we’re all at least a little @ssholeish but you gotta admit that all you woman are at least a little crazy”
You know, i heard a rumor that a longer penis will help sperm produce males on a higher rate than females.
Guess thats the reason why I'm the only son out of 4
@that1german, your dad would be proud right now...
(Also, he might beat your ass for talking so much crap)
@seeUpee, nah, he'd just hit me back with the fact that I can't handle any liquor vodka or above
@that1german, what? But.. you are German!
@seeUpee, don't know man. Something bout vodka and tequila just makes me lose my head a lot easier than my bourbon or brandy
@that1german, vodka is my poison... can’t relate. My condolences, just keep on at it!
But is it really love though? Of course not