But wait, isn't all waifus trash.
Even the tall, ugly, and nice ones.
Except for mine of course.
The rest of you need taste.
@That one lurker, you have besmirched my honor. We duel with pistols and body pillows at dawn!
@HollywoodxGhost, do you mean this body pillow?
*tosses a picture to you. It's a body pillow tied to some train tracks.
@That one lurker, y-you fiend! How long have you been planning this?!
@HollywoodxGhost, not long since I heard a simp was rolling through town. She was stolen last night in your sleep. You didn't notice cuz I switched her out with a real girl. You had no idea. I bet you even had sex with her like a virgin.
@That one lurker, I see your years of lurking have made you more conniving than I thought. But have they made you clever enough to prevent...THIS *shows photo of another body pillow tied up 3 feet from first one*
@HollywoodxGhost, what?!? How'd you get that...
I mean, why are you showing off a lewd Vaporeon pillow. So creepy.
@That one lurker, I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea. I've found the only way to trick someone more clever than you is to be totally incomprehensible. So I got blackout drunk and came to with this photo, a new parakeet, and one of my local senators in my closet. Not like tied up, just chilling. I'm still trying to get him to leave.
@HollywoodxGhost, in my experience the parakeet will tell your sober self the plan.
@Geo1345, I'm stealing this. Not sure why yet, but this is fun.
No she isn’t, I’ll eventually bang her into submissive and being loyal
All of these anime’s have Main female characters that sexually tease the male character until the have blue balls. Enjoy