Saw this while driving around town. Had to get a picture. Poor guy. His parents saw an opportunity and they took it.
The name's wiener... Dr. Dick Wiener
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Dr. Dick Hairyballs Weiner
He should have become a urologist to complete the trifecta.
@RicCTemple, Foot fetishist
His parents must have hated him
Willing to bet his middle name is Harry
@DrawinAblank, was personally hoping the "H." stood for "Head".