I'll take Ravenclaw Hermione please
@A Math Dealer, I'll take all 4...
@A Math Dealer, idk man, Hufflepuff Hermione is working for me lol
@Dr WillGood, I’ll take the dozen with a jar barrel of Vaseline please
@A Math Dealer, She's still underage
@Jdrawer, she's also still a fictional character, and this is still a joke.
Hufflepuff Ron is just Ron^2
Apparently going to Slytherin corrects your vision.
@Doctor Yak, just contacts
My God, is there anything Emma Watson can’t look good in???
@Venturingbud, clothes. She should really take them off
@Venturingbud, live action Beauty and the Beast
@Venturingbud, her speech to the UN.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, don’t act like you wouldn’t let her pee in your butt while wearing that dress
So slytherin gets mandatory hair bleach?
@ Tobias Widower, aryan master race apparently
Hufflepuff, where the souless go
@JeffTheGinger, you would know.
Hufflepuff Harry looks like a lesbian
Slytherin Harry looks like a ganger from doctor who
If HP joined Slytherin he would have gotten magical eye surgery. Which I guess gives him sleepless nights looking at the bags around his eye. He must also keep Ronnie Bear up as well.