When I die there will be 41.
@Burt Reynolds, the day after I die, it will just go back to 40 :P
Isn't it 72?
@wiseheadlesschicken, after you were told to have sex with 72 virgins after blowing yourself up, wouldn't you be glad to hear you only need to take 40 djcks up the arse instead of 72?
@Sambob, Doesn't matter how many times I see this joke I love it every single time
They never said what gender they were. Straight male? Sorry, we didnt get the memo, heres a bunch of other men for you to play with
@PunnyBaker, so tons of dnd then?
The 40 virgins in the afterlife are still virgins because they don’t have a lower half of their body when they blew it up off from suicide bombing.