Good lord I had to blow the dust off of this vintage gift to see it properly. *upvotes for nostalgia
I still love it.
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fvcking dinosaur and get a job
Immediately struck by lightning for opening an umbrella in the house.
*Cries in Dennis Nedry*