Alcohol should be included in this list
3. Dumb Juice
@WelI Obviously, every state fair: tasty fried food on danger murder sticks, served with dumb juice
@d3smondTheMoonB3ar, not quite the aboriginal people of aus had no alcoholic substance till James cook arrived ... and manny of them have taken it Upon themselves to make up for lost centuries of time without it
The pillars of civilization: 1) Formation of cities and government. 2) Organized worship. 3) Social structure. 4) Written Communication. 5) Artistic expression. 6) fried dough and kill sticks.
Fried food and guns sounds like a great business opportunity.
@A Deformed Penis, Merica intensifies
The Indus River Valley Civilization: “Wait you guys are making weapons?”
The two biggest priorities of man
I feel like the death sticks shouldn’t really count, because that’s a necessity for a primitive civilization/species without claws or venom or a good nature defensive mechanism. Humans defense is the fact we can creat and use tools, so a sharp stick isn’t really something that I would count as odd that separate humans created them
As all should be.
Bada$$ swords we don't talk about enough:
My dad always says every culture has their own version of meat between bread
Lets not forget the Bow & Arrow. And dragons...murder curves and wingy lizards
Liberals would call this cultural appropriation