A summer treat for your neighborhood cannibal.
If the spaghetti monster isn't the one true God, then why do planets look like perfectly shaped meatballs?
@MisterSir, Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pastafarianism for life
@MisterSir, well you can't argue with that
@MisterSir, may his noodly appendage bless you
@MisterSir, they don't! They look like perfect jawbreakers! Candy God, smite these non-believers!
@MisterSir, our logic is flawless.
@MisterSir, I worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn
@Leonidka9, I thought he was purple?
@Lover of Waffles, Ramen
@Lover of Waffles, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pasta Be Upon Him
They thought God was a Titan?
@Sexy Homunculus, yeah but it's ok because he's trapped in the great wall of china.
@KiritoSAOHero, I bet those people taste like rice.
When I was around five I asked my dad why "I had to eat my vegetables." and he said "because if you don't then your weiner will fall off" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years I thought my penis would fall off if I didn't eat my vegetables (true story)
21 June 2014 #21June2014
Explanation wasent clear enough went around blowing every race to get a taste
@Meowstic, I was not making a joke, it really is in the Book of Mormon.
@CriTiKa1, the actual Book of Mormon, 2 Nephi 5:21
According to the Book of Mormon being black was a curse to the lamanites so they wouldn't be enticing unto the Nephites. 2 Nephi 5:21
@The Common Atheist, You talking about the one written by the creators of South Park or the actual Mormon book?
@The Common Atheist, ha it's amusing because an atheist made a religious joke and now im gonna give him a piece of my own mind
@CriTiKa1, the actual Book of Mormon it's in 2 Nephi 5:21
@Meowstic, I was not making a joke, I was simply giving people actual facts. Although you wouldn't know that because you haven't read the Book of Mormon. Honestly, nether have I, even though I'm a former Mormon.
@CriTiKa1, the real Book of Mormon, look it up, 2 Nephi 5:21
Who's to say he doesn't
Or you could tell them the truth?Its just a fact that people are different colours due evolution and environments.
I wonder what I taste like?
How do you you do, Chocolate? "Not so bad, Vanilla!"
Wait he doesn't?
Are you implying that he doesn't?