The energy of this exchange is what I thrive from
It's The Most Dangerous Game
My favorite are the people who come in right before we close and are "just browsing" so not looking for anything in particular.
Who the hell wears pants to Walmart!?
Idunno I feel like your average target cashier is either a 5' 6" 120lb guy or a purple haired person of unspecified gender yes shes overweight but you probably could have guessed that
@Joseph The Broseph, well maybe you should stop using the self checkout then
@Joseph The Broseph, you give retail staff permission to hunt and kill obnoxious customers they will not show mercy
@A Math Dealer, can you calculate the degree to which you just burned this person?
@A Math Dealer, LOOOOOOL
Dude, you farcking killed him!
As a Target employee, I feel as if I have to say: Yes, I would do exactly that, but not over my fireplace. Instead they go on display as a reminder to the other "guests" of the store
Time to hunt the most elusive game of all: man...
isn't this that one scp that's just an infinite ikea filled with staff that try to kill you once the store closes?
@Sweet Baby Jones, so just a regular ikea then?
I wuv this
If he’s making a ”Walmart run” why would there be Target cashiers after him?
@Snarfel Burger, That's describing the type of person that Target employees would still be able to get got.
Cowabunga it is then
Considering Target is anti gun I feel like they were the wrong store to pick for that comment
@officercoolguy, they would have to be creative, like The Belko Experiment.