It’s a unwritten rule that your name must legally change based on food preference
@megamanx181x, *discretely submits name application*
“All set Mr. Saladtoss; enjoy being vegetarian!”
“Oh, haha. No I’m not a vegetarian! I’m sure this won’t be the first time I have to correct someone lol, have a nice day!”
@orion55, ….. what a freak
@orion55, jelly or syrup?
@BigJohnson86, I prefer syrup
Is that like my atheist friend named Christian
@TriangleTesticles, yeah his new name is dirt.
My name is Hunter, ive had many people many times call me Hunter, the gatherer
@LowKeyImGay, I bet when other people get people to fetch you for something, they’re like “go gather Hunter”
I knew a guy named Hunter once. He was a tiny dude and maybe the weakest person I’ve ever met.
@I Are Lebo, nice to meet you Hunter
@seeUpee, I wish my name was Hunter. Much cooler name than what I got. I don’t even go by my real name in day to day life.
Vegan is good
@seeUpee, you misspelled vagina...
@seeUpee, vegan is good in bursts, but to sustain a vegan diet long term you start to decline and need to be sustained with a huge amount of supplements.
I knew a hunter like this in college, but instead of vegan, he had PTSD and instead of gatherer we called him batshvt crazy
F!ck that guy!