Straight out of Harry Potter
Its a fvcking crab...
@moneyeatnoodles, mmmmm tasty
@moneyeatnoodles, T...thats not a crab...
@moneyeatnoodles, Not sure if this is deadpan sarcasm but this is definitely not a crab. It has pedipalps and no claws, a dual segmented body and other... spidery... things.
@Obsolete , I read about this last year. It’s a giant huntsman spider
@moneyeatnoodles, no that’s a huntsman spider
@Prime Umbra, ooo wee i hadnt noticed lol
this is why Australia is on fire right now god is trying to fix his mistake.
What a handsome fella.
@OmegaExceed, hey omega, do you play 7 days to die?
@Dephenistrator, why yes, yes i do its really great especially since the last update.
@OmegaExceed, oh, i almost forgot about 18. Well... i was gonna say we got a personal server running a slightly modded 17.4, we started it right before the 18 update so we skipped it so my bro and his wife wouldn't get mad we had to restart the map. They stopped playing and it's just me and my dad on the server now. If your interested and dont grief or steal supplies message me on steam and I'll send you the server password
@Dephenistrator, sure no.prob ill message you when i get home, and dont worry im no troll :b
@OmegaExceed, yeah i didn't peg ya for a troll type, but I gotta threaten everybody after what 6 year olds did to my minecraft server years ago
@Dephenistrator, fair enough, you can never be too safe about these things
Now I fully understand why Elon wants to go to Mars
@Ray213, he wants those spidery bois down his throat
@seeUpee, good god!
Why do people need aliens to exist when we have this sh1t right here ya'll need to appreciate the aliens on earth first
Yea lady go and befriend that thing and watch it wrap you up and drain your blood the moment you fall asleep
Nope! That’s a face hugger
Dang, that's a big nope.
I feel like Australia is that special island every rpg has where you go to exp grind on the hardest enemies.
Still not as scary as a pug
Nuke it from orbit. Fvck it. Nuke the planet. Im moving to Antarctica
Kill it! Kill it with fire! No.. kill it with napalm! Actually.. ICBM!.. fvck it I’m off to Mars..
Where are the starship trooper memes when you need one
Aaaand that’s why they are having massive wildfires right now!
I want to pet it and walk it on the ceilings, seriously have never wanted a pet more than this little dude
@Doctor Bees, you can get a Goliath bird eating tarantula fairly easily on the internet.
@ALargeRacoon, Well it is the holidays
@Doctor Bees, backwater reptiles has them for $70 + shipping 😉
Almost ready to eat.
it’s just a crab. Stop overreacting.
@Z0IDBERG, T...thats not a crab...
@LaDarkProphet, ur a crab
@Z0IDBERG, Yea? Well... you are a lobster.
Aragog the Acromantula
Cook it up and dip in butter
Maximum insect population control
That's not a huntsman spider. That's actually a Nope. Better known from the subspecies Oh Hell Naw!
There isn't an Australian on earth afraid of this thing. We're too busy running from the Magpies.
I've seen Harry Potter that's Aragog