Then I stuck it in her ass.
@ThePandaPool , mmmm go on
@megamanx181x, that's what she said
@ThePandaPool , mMmm keep going
@ThePandaPool , Such a romantic. Girls love it when a guy takes initiative like that
@ThePandaPool , *unzips pants* i like where this is goin
@ThePandaPool , "bite the pillow love, I'm goin' in dry"
@ThePandaPool , She said hurt her, why would you penetrate?
Just as the tears build up in her eyes I go into jackhammer mode
Memento Mori... Unus. Annus.
Right up a goth’s alley. Just so I have the back up here’s the Wikipedia blurb:
“Memento mori (Latin for 'remember that you [have to] die') is an artistic or symbolic reminder of the inevitability of death.”
So yeah literally goth from the Middle Ages. (And you can remind them they aren’t counter culture!)
Memento Mori.....Memento Vivere
Ergo gothic aesthetic
I know nothing about goth culture but is it not meant to be catholic?
Oh......that’s a whole different level right there....we’re gonna need a safe word!!!