Plot twist: She's referring to his dick
@Glorious Grapefruit, *pulls hotdog out of pants*
@Wazer Wifle, *grabs mustard*
@Glorious Grapefruit, *grabs grapefruit*
@Glorious Grapefruit, his wiener dog.
@Wazer Wifle, Ready for the mayonnaise? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Glorious Grapefruit, I'm always ready for the mayonnaise. *squirts mayonnaise whilst licking lips* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Glorious Grapefruit, Must be at least 17 to download this app
It's not stalking it's just walking really really close behind
Isn't this from a black comedian who says something about being followed and he says they're thinking if he mistreats his dog? No? I'm just looking way into it? Ok..
That's exactly what a stalker would say. Even if you don't have a dog.