There was once a wise Indian chief named Sitting Bear. One day, his son approches him and asks, "Father, how are our names decided?"
The wise chief looks at the boy and tells him, "We are named after the first thing our parents see after we are born."
"So your father witnessed a bear standing up after your birth?" his son inquires.
"Yes," he tells his son then patiently asks, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Mating?"
@Agent New Mexico, you said sitting bear then standing bear idk why it stuck out to me.
@Gerbosou, *Glaz voice* Details.
@Agent New Mexico, lol
@Agent New Mexico, Does he have another son, called One Man Bucket?
U and ur mom gay
@I grade CH memes, no u
@BIGCMEN, and ur mom*
@I grade CH memes, no me ... wait what
Now if anything you’re more prepared to lead
I need to know if that furry is in any... um... not-so-wholesome comics... FOR research I swear this time
@bepis, I... umm
I have seen the whole thing...
@TheFunniestPics, what is it tho... for porn purposes
@liberachi , noooooooooo *cof *sarcasm *cof
@bepis, akkla, go have fun.
He truly was the chosen one
Huh. I never noticed his boner in the last frame