I'm 22 and I can't be younger than 22 anymore.
@A Math Dealer, *produces knife*
But I can make you 22 forever
I’m 457 years old and I can’t tell the truth.
@SurgeonSean, wow, really?
@SurgeonSean, but isnt saying you cant tell the truth actually telling the truth? Which by your own omission you can't do?
@lostnomad, that is what makes it a lie
I’m 34 and I can’t come within 100 yards of schools
I'm 5 and cant spel
FYI, serotonin is the chemical that makes you happy
I'm 21 and I can't wait to die
I’m 17 and lack empathy for the plight of fellow human beings
I'm 29 and I can't see my forehead.
I’m 39 and I can’t wrap presents.
I'm 18 and I cant form meaningful relationships
@Redtiger, same dude
I'm 1985 and I can't fight this feeling anymooooooooore.
I’m 21 and I’m the worlds tallest midget
I’m 31, and I can’t even
I'm 30ish and I CAN'T BELIEVE at 23, you can't whistle.
@Empshok, I'm 48 and cant whistle
@Empshok, I was never able to whistle
@mycatsanahole, I’m upvoting you just for your name
I can’t follow instructions
I'm 45 and can't believe it's not butter
Im 28 and cant afford a house in my city
I'm 19 and I weigh as much as a horse
I'm 29 and can't succeed.
I’m 25...sike! That’s the wrong number!!
@supahotfiya, I'm 21 and can't recover from that massive blow to my career
I’m 19 and I can’t wait to die
Apparently she can't spell either
@adolf b1tchler, Im confused. What is incorrectly spelled?
S/O to those without SO's
@GayShjtSniper, *dodges that gay bullet*
I'm as old as a lake and need about tree fiddy
I’m 26 and I can’t find a reason to live
I’m 40 and I can’t finish my
I'm a 23 y/o woman and never been in a relationship.
I can’t wait to get shot up when I go see The Joker