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@A Math Dealer, *produces knife* But I can make you 22 forever
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I’m 457 years old and I can’t tell the truth.
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@SurgeonSean, wow, really?
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@SurgeonSean, but isnt saying you cant tell the truth actually telling the truth? Which by your own omission you can't do?
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@lostnomad, that is what makes it a lie
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I’m 34 and I can’t come within 100 yards of schools
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I'm 5 and cant spel
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FYI, serotonin is the chemical that makes you happy
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I'm 21 and I can't wait to die
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I’m 17 and lack empathy for the plight of fellow human beings
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I'm 29 and I can't see my forehead.
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I’m 39 and I can’t wrap presents.
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I'm 18 and I cant form meaningful relationships
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@Redtiger, same dude
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I'm 1985 and I can't fight this feeling anymooooooooore.
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I’m 21 and I’m the worlds tallest midget
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I’m 31, and I can’t even
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I'm 30ish and I CAN'T BELIEVE at 23, you can't whistle.
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@Empshok, I'm 48 and cant whistle
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@Empshok, I was never able to whistle
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@mycatsanahole, I’m upvoting you just for your name
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I can’t follow instructions
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I'm 45 and can't believe it's not butter
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Im 28 and cant afford a house in my city
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I'm 19 and I weigh as much as a horse
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I'm 29 and can't succeed.
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I’m 25...sike! That’s the wrong number!!
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@supahotfiya, I'm 21 and can't recover from that massive blow to my career
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I’m 19 and I can’t wait to die
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Apparently she can't spell either
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@adolf b1tchler, Im confused. What is incorrectly spelled?
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S/O to those without SO's
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@GayShjtSniper, *dodges that gay bullet*
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I'm as old as a lake and need about tree fiddy
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I’m 26 and I can’t find a reason to live
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I’m 40 and I can’t finish my
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I'm a 23 y/o woman and never been in a relationship.
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I can’t wait to get shot up when I go see The Joker
I'm 22 and I can't be younger than 22 anymore.