Dr. Butthurt, coming through. Excuse me, I have an ass to soothe.
@SCBeauty, *when you believed the hype and voted for clinton
It's to rapidly alleviate cramps, and he got a lower back cramp. Or so he says.
@MedalDeliveryMan, Seriously? 😑 How big can babies get!? They have a field medic for cramps!? Must be busy when women's soccer ladies are on their periods.
Seriously, broken stuff, yeah, get a medic.
"Medic! I got a cramp!"
"Stretch it out buddy. You'll be fine. Maybe rub it a bit."
@mas2de, It's less that they can't play, and more that the club would rather have their players going at 100% all the time.
@MedalDeliveryMan, eh, Still not convinced
@mas2de, dude, have you ever tried running as fast as you can with a cramp in literally anywhere along your back or legs? You can't get it out and cramps can get fuçking excruciating if you leave it
@mas2de, I personally don't respect soccer, but I was in marching band, and cramps suck if you're doing anything physical
@MedalDeliveryMan, yeah, but look at the difference between tge USA men's and women's league. Our women's league is much more successful but gets payed less, and when they lose they get nothing. The men get payed for losses. The men's soccer league is a joke.
@Knight SoIaire, yeah I have. Limp it to the sidelines and just friggin stretch. They have extras for a reason. Don't just ignore it. It hurts a bit. Stretch, rub, relax for 5 min till it goes away, eat a banana, and get your butt back out there and play like a man. Don't cry for a medic, curl up in a ball, and smack the ground. It doesn't hurt That bad unless you try to ignore it like an idiot.
When drunk you wanted to try putting a taco bell quesarito into a Chipotle burrito to "eat all the best Mexican food in one bite"
@Commander Peanuts, "Mexican" "food"
@Commander Peanuts, Drunk you is giving sober me ideas.
@SCBeauty, haha I've been there. I could have used one of these cramp guns a time or two.
Must have major swass
Is that Billy Mays?
@ThatOldForgottenMeme, "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BRAND NEW ASS-BLASTER!!"
@ThatOldForgottenMeme, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ALL NEW ASS BLASTER 9000. IT'S A GREAT PRODUCT BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT! *actors pretending to be people who like it* CALL NOW AND GET TWO FREE TUBES OF BUTT HURT CREAM FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 19.95!
@Strider1321, BUT WAIT, THERES MORE. FOR THE FIRST 1000 ORDERS WE WILL GIVE YOU A FREE ASS-PAD TO PROTECT YOUR ASSETS!
@Pharaoh, "Roll over ladies. Show 'em my ass-ets. Yeah" -Richie Rich on Robot Chicken.
Can somebody please explain to me what is happening
@Lonely Monkey Fart, um... Ok?
@Itzforeal, this is a magic spray which essentially numbs the pain by freezing the nerves after a bruising injury. They use it a lot on fingers in cricket when you get hit by the hard ball
A solution to all the butt hurt
@EatMyAss, call tumblr
@EatMyAss, might be fun for us to get this on the ambulance no? Lol
I have absolutely no idea what the context of this gif is but I doubt any amount of context would make it normal.
Applying baby powder for this crybaby here
Look at title for context
@Sw1per, was given context
New 50 Shades of Grey is looking good
Ass blaster. Pew pew
That must've been some stanky-ass fart
That must be one hot ass.
Soccer players are pussies.
He's not injured. He just likes it
After all those hits, Sbutt Sterling needed to recover from the pain...
That's one way to get frozen nuts
Ice wall coming up
Ok, WTF is that, and where do I get one?
Why aren't we funding this?!