

*see waiter coming out with food* Hey, is- *waiter passes you and turns the corner* -that... my food?
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@Emperor Mango, yeah dammit, I just got to hope that if I do ever meet a woman that I make sure she never sees this, because I immediately do not stand a chance and am Clearly inferior to this perfect specimen, and I wouldn't even be mad, because I know that I could never be that good, and she knows it too.
I wish I was as cool as this guy, You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.