Im thinkin of trade'n her in for a newer model
It’s an import.
Once I got one, all my buddies ask for rides.
I don't have a car.
@The Lifeguard, I dont have either
@The Lifeguard, You mean you have a car? Since you surely can't say that about a girlfriend!
I wish I had gotten a different color.
Happiest when I’m inside her.. ..
I have a car
She's 10 years old and I'm ready for a new one.
She leaks a lot. It seems like I'm patching her up every month.
She looks hell of a lot better after a wax job.
She doesn't look like much, but she'll get you where you want to go
"I like to have sex with it."
Shes old and battered but she'll start up everytime
"I love my car"
The exhaust smells great
I like taking her top down when I go into town
If it keep making noise, just kick it hard and it will stop
Just stick a potato in the tailpipe.
Six of us fit inside her comfortably.
I had to take a loan out to buy her. Wife was much cheaper
Me and all my buddies would all take her for joy rides all the time. Sometimes through the night
My rich uncle gave her too me from his own collection.
My dog likes riding in the back when me and a buddy are riding up front
My dad bought her for me on my 16th birthday
I paid for her in cash
....cause I really always knew that my Little crime
Would be cold
That's why I bought a heater for your thighs
Don't worry about that smell. It's normal.
We can fit five in here
I was fiddling around inside her and got stuck, so I had to kick her to get free.
You can fit 4 people in the back!
I like to keep her locked up tight so nobody can steal her.
She's usually on the corner at night.
She sure does like to take it slow and easy.
Needs a new muffler
Its big, loud, and a cop once stopped me to watch how I got in and out of it.
Dinged and a few rust spots, but I can always get it to start
She can hold up to 5ppl inside. I'll rent her to you, but be careful she handles like a boat
This was in who’s line is it anyway!
That caption describes “a little piece of heaven” by avenged sevenfold. About a dude who kills his girlfriend and has his way with the body