My girlfriend started smoking once, so I slowed down and applied lubricant.
@Multiple personality, I lol'd in a public restroom
@AwkoTaco, I loled as my professor was giving instructions for the exam we are about to take
@Multiple personality, I lol'd in a private restroom and said "yes!" Under my breath
@Multiple personality, I didn't lol, but I wished I did. :/
@Multiple personality, Can we call reposts on comments? This was a picture on here
@Hoopscallion, it was? We'll
@Hoopscallion, it was? I can't take credit for the joke, but I thought it was fitting. I can't recall the a post with that joke.
@Hoopscallion, which one was it? I'd like to know. That joke has been around longer than my half sister. :D
@Multiple personality, It was one of the advice duck things
@Hoopscallion, well, I really don't recall that, but it was fitting and the community liked it. Like I said, I don't lay claim to the joke, I just thought it was fitting.
@Multiple personality, Haha I never said you laid claim to it. You can repost jokes all you want silly
@Hoopscallion, okay. Just the good ones, though. ;)
@Multiple personality, #bestcomments
@Metzger, you're a sweetheart! :-*
@Multiple personality, #bestcomments
@SimonPetrikov, you're awesome.
@Metzger, I agree and get buthurt when I see over 100 up votes!!
@AkisameTheTalkingCat, well, damn :|
@Metzger, it's ok tho one day I will achieve the ultimate number of up votes I'll just have to be positive xD
@AkisameTheTalkingCat, everybody has their time to shine ;)
@Metzger, where did you go?
Does she only like guys that smoke because that ass is smoking?
@Pammy Jammu, dammit, you beat me to it! Lol
If some woman said this to me i wouldnt even care i would tell her to go fvck herself
@Spikeup12, I agree, I don't care what she looks like, Smoking is disgusting.
@Raki Zaki, *faith restored*
She is so hot I would jack off her gardener's dog just for the privilege of marinating in her garbage can. I would kick a bear cub in front of its mother wearing only a sirloin jockstrap just for the chance to soil a photograph of her while the pope and Nipsey Russell and Regis Philbin looked on disapprovingly.
@DarkSock, Dude, wow. I mean, well, just wow.
@DarkSock, dedication and creativity
@DarkSock, you're a dark, dirty little sock, aren't you! ;)
@Multiple personality, you've no idea.......
@DarkSock, that's what my ex wife said!
Not worth it. There will be other girls you guys. You only have two lungs.
Take this pic and Katy pary's and you've got a good evening ahea
Was flicking through the recent page, saw this thumbnail and instantly tapped it. I regret nothing.
Worth the lung cancer
@RebelWithoutaCause, My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
@RebelWithoutaCause, is it? Is it really worth killing yourself slowly?
@The Gatorade Bitch, did you seriously copy and paste the same joke?
@The Gatorade Bitch, my great grandmother smoked for 50+ years and we totaled up over half a million cigarettes and lived to be well into her 90s.
@Solidus, I actually meant to post something else. gg downvote me. No re. bby.
@The Gatorade Bitch, K.
@The Gatorade Bitch, You told us that entire stoey just to tell that one joke. I'm not disappointed.
Women have it so easy, I mean all you have to do is look decent.
Did anyone see the video of the topless girl in her Uni's library?
That ass would be smoked once I'm done... Wha wait did I just type that out loud?
Those aren't cigarettes
She basically sent him the pic anyway regardless if he smoked or not
Sweet ass 😭
You can tell she does her squats.