So until recently I was unaware that people wipe differently and now I want to know where my group is. So here is a poll
@Jaune Arc, Like here if you stand to wipe.
@Jaune Arc, Like here if you sit to wipe.
@Jaune Arc, Like here if you dont have time to wipe
@Jaune Arc, how tf do you stand and wipe? Your asshole is closed? Why do the extra work squatting or however you do it when you can just wipe while you're already sitting?
@Jaune Arc, Like here if you finger your own asshole when wiping.
@Dexios S Divine, Sorry. My hand does not fit between me and the nasty toilet seat. I cannot slide forward without just loving the sensation of dicking the inside of the toilet bowl. Guys have to hold their junk back and away from the cold, nasty seat, rim and bowl if it's a round bowl. We have a bit more leeway with an elongated bowl and seat. I also don't much like the idea of wiping from back to front pushing doo towards my junk. As any female can testify: You Never wipe back to front. Always front to back.
@Benedick Cumberblast, only with the cheap TP or when I'm Really trying to scratch that....Uhhh. 🏃🚪
@mas2de, i wipe front to back while sitting, guess if youre huge then i see the standing thing, still awkward lol
@Dexios S Divine, I'm only 6' 210lbs not huge at all. I see No way to wipe sitting down without sitting up at least a bit, or like I said getting intimate with the bowl and giving it a 'rim'job. Not saying you're wrong (hey as long as it gets clean) just I can't do it. And yes we have to squat a bit once we've stood.
@mas2de, or, you know, you could just lean to the side a bit. It's not like you have slide a mile forward just to reach your anus.
@Whatamelon, Oh yeah huh. Maybe I'll try it. Maybe. Not likely. I'm old and set in my ways. Well, not that old.
@Jaune Arc, finally someone is doing this. My friends and I are about a 50/50 split. Will be interesting to see how this ends up
@Jaune Arc, Team 'sit to wipe'. Through the middle, front to back. Also, team 'wet wipes'.
@mas2de, I lean off to the side so maybe I'm middle ground haha. But are we talking about standing straight up or just kind of hovering over the seat? Because standing straight up, wouldn't your butt crack close up and then you get shjt up and down your crack?
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, yeah basically hovering over the seat. It's more squaring but you stand in between wipes because wall sits without the wall are rough.
@mas2de, It Just Doesn't End!
@Dexios S Divine, My knuckles touched the water a whole one time in my entire life and I refuse to sit while wiping ever again.
@SCBeauty, people who don't have wipes are animals.
@mas2de, I'm 6'2 210lbs and I can confirm it can be fairly difficult to wipe while sitting down without dicking your toilet. It isn't impossible, it just isn't always worth he extra effort to avoid touching the inside of the toilet. Sometimes you just gotta stand
@Jaune Arc, I'm astonished not only that this is a thing, but that so many people do it. I didn't even realize that was a thing people could do.
@Jaune Arc, OMG how are there so many of you standers?! I JUST learned that ppl do that thanks to FP and I'm 31
@mas2de, im also 210 but two inches shorter so I'm assuming I have a bigger butt and I wipe sitting down back to front. This only works at home but I sit all the way back and slightly lift one leg to get under without standing. That's also with the seat down.
@Dexios S Divine, Tbh, im on the opposite side lol. I've never heard of wiping sitting down. It looks communist, judging by this gif.
@Ratpatootie, Dude. You're wiping feces straight toward your sack. Stop that!
@mas2de, other way around on the direction sorry. Btw your leg stays up the whole time on the wipe. Better one leg up for 5 seconds than doing squats/standing.
@Ratpatootie, it's partially for that 1 extra minute of Working Out!
@Jaune Arc, what a brilliant way to get hundreds of likes. I participated, but only because Team Standing was losing, and I can't believe there are that many sitters
@mas2de, I do front to back while sitting...
@J Boogie, I can't believe I'm not the only stander lol
@Dexios S Divine, no, silly, we actually shjt standing up. Duh
@Dexios S Divine, people don't like the possibility of making contact with the toilet bowl
@Jawwanaman, i mean your ass is already making contact, if you're afraid of catching something then don't use public anything rofl
@Dexios S Divine, sorry I meant anything inside the toilet bowl/ sides of bowl, squatting completely removed the chances of it
@J Boogie, I don't care about the likes, I actually thought that only a few people would participate. The real turnout is very surprising.
@J Boogie, and yeah I have stood my whole life and never knew people sat.
@Dexios S Divine, you use one hand to pry a cheek open
@Jaune Arc, like here if you use a lota
@mas2de, I'm 6'3 and 195 but I gotta say you literally just need to lean sideways raising one cheek off the seat while leaning forward (so diagonally) causing your assho|e to be easily accessible while not moving you just lean forward instead angling it down and then apply toilet paper as needed. I hope that's specific enough for you.
You know what I find fascinating? There a bunch of things that no one knows how anyone else does it. Like wash your body or wipe your bum or spank the monkey et cetera
@thesamfactory, until you are married.
When you realize theres no app for toilet paper
This is my biggest fear.
When the relatable meme is funny but hits one of your biggest insecurities
Why are we not discussing the option to reach between your legs to wipe vs reaching behind your back? This is where I got confused
This explains why there's so much sh#t on social media.
Who leans like that...? Straighten your back up you bad postered bîtch..
This is why we got pinkeye, Summer!
I didn't know girls pooped
People... People are weird
I wonder if she might've been Skyping someone what would the other person see...,
I used to be a sitter when it came to wiping. Then I broke my right hand and had my right thumb chopped off pretty close together so I had to learn to wipe while standing with my off hand. I haven't been able to go back
She had this look like she was thinking "not again".
I'm so glad I can't relate to this post
How we get a shjtty post.
I don't understand, do women really sit that far forward on the toilet??
@Zerocool11, for a funny gif, of course they do!
That's what you get for not standing up to wipe