Bet you took off your socks too you slut
Doesn’t matter... got laid!
@seeUpee, yeah for real. If you wanted it and nothing bad happened, just be happy. I haven’t gotten laid in a fair few years, so if someone wanted to bone on date one I don’t think I could say no even if I wanted to.
@AceWolf456, I have boned girls who’s name I didn’t even know... never have I ever called myself a whore or even had a remotely thought of it...
Years? That can’t be right... how are you doing that? dude! Get out there! Worst thing that can happen is a little Rona...
@AceWolf456, I'll bone on date one for a few drinks 😏
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, when are you free?
@seeUpee, *looks at calendar with "get drunk" written on every single day*
Ummmm, how about next Saturday?
@seeUpee, yeah, years. 25 actually. Well, 25 and a half to be exact. Because that’s how old I am.
It’s not easy being ugly, having no confidence, and being an idiot who can’t tell if someone’s flirting with them. (I’m not an idiot in general, just when it comes to flirting.)
@AceWolf456, oh... That flirting thing can be tricky... Just assume they all are and see what happens hahaha. Out of all seriousness watch videos on pick up lines... All it takes is to get your foot in the door. You Dont have to be the prettiest guy, make her laugh or make her feel like she the only chick in the place and you are in!!! Once you smash, you gain more and more confidence. Dont put yourself down nor let rejection take you down either. Can't tell you the times I have been rejected, but I just brush it off and on to the next... I can't tell you how many times they said yes either cuz I don't member... It is all part of the process.
@seeUpee, he never said he was free, it will cost you a few drinks ya cheapskate.
@mycatsanahole, had to read that twice to get it ahahahah nicely done
she called me her little slut. sometimes words can cut deep. deeper than any blade.
@Tyler643, she just meant you skinny bro...
rearrange her guts!
She said we were going to talk about feelings and instead we did it
But he's wearing boxers
Up until now, an incomplete whore.
At least I have this scented candle she made me
@Che D Lay sir, from the downvote i assume she's mad you stole he candle
@mycatsanahole, yes & she thinks dv's are my kink. Luv that dirty slut tho.