Self Aware Chris Pratt
Because he's Jennifer Lawrence in disguise
@I shjt you not, JENNIFER LAWRENCE CELERITIES IN DISGUY (transformers theme)
1. He's funny
2. Shower scene in Guardians of the Galaxy
3. You're welcome
@matryoshka78, thank you.
@matryoshka78, *mind blown* it all makes sense now! *man crush makes new connections that chris pratt was lead role and is an awesome actor for said role per director's commentary of guardians of the galaxy*
@matryoshka78, well, Parks and Rec too...
@Abusive Breasts, That was what I was referencing on #1. Cuz funny is always #1. Even when he was chubby he was hot because he is so damn funny.
Funny is the sexiest, most attractive thing a man can be in my eyes.
And a billionaire. A billion dollars is pretty damn hot too.
@matryoshka78, pizzas pretty hot too ya know
@matryoshka78, I'm a straight dude. But I feel like, if I was on a beach cabana and a shirtless Chris Pratt walked up to me and bent down to kiss me, i... I would definitely resist at first. But then I might give in a little just to see what it's like. Does that make me gay?
@Abusive Breasts, Especially when it just comes out of the oven. Cheese is all gooey and melty. Mmm...so hot.
@SWAT, Not at all dude, that just makes you human. He's irresistible.
@matryoshka78, haha that was a quote from the Office. Its mostly just a quote and not really how I feel. Mostly. Not gonna lie though, thats a sexy dude. I wish I looked like him.
@SWAT, His sense of humor is like 85% of why he's sexy. He got fit and that helped a lot but he was sexy when he was chubby too. Personality goes a very very long way.
@matryoshka78, agreed! That's exactly how I feel about Emma stone. She was already beautiful. Then I got to know her personality and it made her exponentially more attractive.
@matryoshka78, I'm funny looking. Does that count?
@matryoshka78, 4. Jurrasic World
@Multiple personality, it should. That's two birds with one stone.
@SWAT, Oh I love her! In Zombieland when Eisenberg is telling her how the girls didn't wanna dance with him and she says "Those BITCHES." Hahaha....I fell for her then and there.
@Multiple personality, What I shjt you not said. He knows what's up.
@I shjt you not, who's throwing stones?
@Multiple personality, Chris Pratt threw Emma
@matryoshka78, makes you think. What if we were all blind and had to live life completely without sight? I wonder how different relationships would be.
@I shjt you not, and then they had two baby birds and live happily ever after?
@Multiple personality, well, what else could have happened?
@SWAT, For my first month on here I had no profile picture. Just a little box similar to yours. No one knew what I looked like.
I commented. I replied. But I got almost no upvotes and never top comment. Only ONE person spoke to me. Only one person took time to reply to me and answer my questions and make jokes with me. I totally didn't mean to be without a picture for that long. I just couldn't figure out how to do it. But it was a blessing in disguise because it really helped me to see the depth of character (or lack thereof) in people.
@I shjt you not, a velociraptor shower scene...
@Multiple personality, ... go on
@SWAT, I love how that quote is exactly what your response would be anyway
@I shjt you not, hey he's a sexy beast, what can I say...
@SWAT, there's nothing more to say. Let's just image search him 😍
@matryoshka78, yea it's pretty interesting. Tbh, the only reason I don't have a picture avatar is still because I don't know how. It probably wouldn't change anything because I'm a dude anyway. There are so many pent up horny teenagers on this app, when a female posts, they automatically love her. And if she's attractive, like you are, all you have to do is say "repost" and instantly... top comment. Not to say you don't have funny or valuable comments, but you know what I mean. Its sad, but a true assessment of where we, as a society, place value.
@I shjt you not, *violently image searches Chris pratt*
@I shjt you not, in slow motion... with me dropping the soap and looking back at them with a grin and nodding my head and saying, "my body is ready."
@SWAT, Its ok. I enjoy being pretty.
The teenage boys crack me up. The random stuff they turn sexual is hilarious.
@Multiple personality, that was good until I got to the end. Then that "my body is Reggie" pic entered my mind and took it to a whole new level
@matryoshka78, haha, so while we're kind of on the topic, how do I post a new avatar? I have a gravatar account and I signed in with the same email I use here.
@matryoshka78, yes I have a pic on gravatar. I'll try reinstalling the app.
@SWAT, Have you uploaded a picture to gravatar?
Try uninstalling then reinstalling FP.
@matryoshka78, THERES A SHOWER SCENE IN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY???
@Green Blue Panda , When he's getting put in Jail and they're showering him with that orange stuff and he's shirtless giving that "I'm about to fvck the living daylights out of you" look.
*needs cold shower now*
@matryoshka78, lol giving Gravatar tips again, you pro you
@I shjt you not, I learned from the best 😉
@matryoshka78, Bless you!
@matryoshka78, especially when I'm rolling around in it laughing.
@matryoshka78, don't forget Zaboomafoo!!!!
@matryoshka78, he's the second best actor behind tuba gooding Jr.
@SWAT, only one person chatted with her before she got a profile pic? Sounds like a good person to me
Alright, I'm about to blow your minds: He got popular the same way other actors become popular - by being good at acting.
WHAAAAT? Unheard of, right?
@Slim McDeezy, That's crazy talk!
He followed the rules
1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive
Parks and Recreation.
He's hilarious and gorgeous.
Jurassic World. *drops mic*
1. Good actor
2. Parks n rec
3. Guardians of the galaxy
4. Jurassic world
How does anyone get famous? Be in the illuminati. They look out for their own.
I have no clue either *cries in corner*
It's basically only because he was normal and then became famous late, so he didn't turn out crazy, like some people *looks at half of Hollywood
Dang so humble
*Hides in the bushes*
4.look at him
What does he actually say here I forget
Should I tell him?
@The Colombian, yes please for the sake of someone else's sanity! Thank you and have a great day! Please come again...uh...nvm
*if someone could explain why chris pratt is so famous thatf be great*
*obligatory "Im guna tel hem" comment*