@daciscokid, just beat me too it.
@daciscokid, SHUT UP
Your Uber is here
@SecretlyaStark, "This your uber am inside" don't you mean outside "no"
@goldragon99, damn I think we literally posted that at the same time
@Gerggle, you know how sometimes you gotta walk really far to get groceries to your house? He was just trying to shorten that gap
@Duncan5769, he aint doin no walk of shame with them thar groceries, i tell ya what.
@Gerggle, if you’re going to fvck up, do it to the extreme
@Gerggle, elevator broke
Uber driver: hey Its your uber driver, im inside.
Person: you mean outside?
Uber driver: no.
"LLLLLLIKE A GLOVE"
Go home car you're drunk
Someone took a wrong turn near Albuquerque
Hacker voice: "I'm in"
It'll fit, you're good
If you are gonna fvck up, do so in a way that makes everyone else question how.