Hijacked polls are the best, satire or not.
According to certain people, I'm a nazi
@Elmato, according to certain people if you don’t agree with them you’re a Nazi.
@Dimir FTW, according to certain people I’m handsome
@Dimir FTW, it’s my mom. She thinks I’m handsome.
@Dimir FTW, according to some people, just being white, straight and male means you are a nazi..these are confusing times..
I vote Shapiro.
@CrazyRightWinger, you're not helping the situation here...
@ThePandaPool , what? He's a very smart person and I believe his views are very open and fair.
@CrazyRightWinger, name checks out
@CrazyRightWinger, I'm with you, though I'd take Steven Crowder over him
@officercoolguy, I like Crowder but Shapiro is less of a troll, so Crowder would basically be Trump
@CrazyRightWinger, fair point, however if Crowder ran I'd want Shapiro to be good running mate
@CrazyRightWinger, what do you think of that Zoltan Istvan guy running as Republican? He's pretty intense but love that he backs UBI.
@Marie Celeste, I'm gonna have to pull a thanos and say "I dont even know who you are"
@CrazyRightWinger, you only talk to people you know on a thread of a funny pics app? Okay...
@Marie Celeste, I was talking a out the Zolton guy not you. I never heard of him I will look him up.
@CrazyRightWinger, believe it or not, Zoltan is a common name in Hungary. I think his name sounds tut too much like a comic book villain and that some of his ideas will be too extreme to win the presidency, but weirder things have happened.
Well now that the "nazis" are apparently on this side of the ocean.....
I’ll take yang in a heartbeat.
@Canis Arktos, same. Passed his LSATs at age 12, studied economics and law at Brown, swears like a sailor, thinks before he speaks, and has all the top economists backing his UBI plan. We'd be fools to pass him up.
@Marie Celeste, lol except then people will hate him for the same reasons they hate trump.
edit: I personally have no opinion on trump or yang.
Yang is second so I'm happy with that
@Marie Celeste, if he changed his name to wang he’d poll better amongst college kids
@BigJohnson86, his biggest support is already college kids. But hey I know plenty of attractive YangGang girls who will Yang you while you wang her (the whole thing of his support being nothing but reddit incels is a huge hilarious lie).
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Yang Gang 2020
Why not hitler. We’re all one now. Bred to feed the machine
I mean if you are gonna vote for a socialist might as well pick one with some job experience
Meh. Close your eyes and point.