I'll offer you some of my food but if you say yes I'm going to be mad on the inside
Greatest line ever
I weigh 230 pounds so as a fat person i can confirm this.
And she still keeps you in the friend zone
@PeachFuzz, are you foid or sleep? Cause if not then you have no chance with her
@DonSenior, I'm a girl
@PeachFuzz, hello a girl, im dad.
@PeachFuzz, also, dont forget gay people exist. It would be better to say, "im a straight girl" because you sounded like you were implying that all girls are straight. Not saying youre wrong or a bad person, Just a thought 💎
This cute chick has pretty much did this to me today. She texted me all night last till I told her I was going to bed then she fed me pizza today at school. Huh.
I really like sleep, yet I'm up at 4:30 to go to IHOP with people from my show choir at 5:45. Neat.
@FriendlyWalrus, dem pancakes :3