Them nips though
@benderama, looks like it is quite nippy
@benderama, Them Everything though.
I would like to stick my d!ck in her 19797 times
@K1lgore, would run my dick in and out of her the equivalent of that many feet. So about 4 or 5 times that many strokes. Okay maybe 6.
@K1lgore, careful now, lines like that will cause problems if you run for president
@Dephenistrator, pfff nah man, it's just locker room talk.
@Dephenistrator, no dude that will get him elected
Like the cameraman
Thumbs down? WTF
@USMC83, sjw guaranteed
If she ran into a wall she would stick
I would run backwards in front of her.
@CynicalSir, you're supposed to run up behind her to park in her docking bay making you both a beautiful couple until she maces you.
@CynicalSir, so you're a boob guy then?
@Your Dankest Secret, I love boobs, but I do love ass more. I would do this so I could win the race and still have something nice to look at.
The way to beat Renée is to take a quick lead and break his concentration ☺
Nice headlights and nice mudflap!
Hey your shoe is untied! Or slap her ass and tell her it was a good run.
@zacharyson, I like the way you think corporal.
Nixon: "Brannigan! Stop checking out the new recruits!"
just reading your number ma'am, please keep running
This is a true story of my last half marathon. It was a very difficult choice to pass my version.
If it was a porno her number would be 16969
I'm gonna save this for reasons
@Stinkyugly, riiiight... I'm sure you are a 10 and girls don't say meh when they see you.
@big freedom, I can have my opinion and its meh. Wow